Sunday, November 08, 2009

Disturbing H1N1 vaccination side effects

Montreal- Health care providers in Montreal are reporting an increase in irate behavior and paranoia as side effects of the vaccinations against the H1N1 "swine" flu.

" Its very disturbing" says public health nurse Marie-Claude Baguette "normal people are demanding to see the 'space aliens ' who make the vaccine". Other reports include people who have claimed to glimpsed American president Barack Obama eating a poutine while chanting magic incantations over a batch of vaccine at an H1N1 clinic in Hochelaga-Maisoneuve. Requests for a response as to Mr. Obama's whereabouts were not immediately returned by his press secretary.

Typically, reported symptoms are an increasingly loud voice, hectoring demands as to " Who came up with this system" and " Do you know who I am?". A sullen silence may follow along with general peevishness. Attempted cue jumping has also been attributed to H1N1 vaccination.

On the positive signs, recovery is imminent when the afflicted person says"Maybe I should have paid more attention in science class."

-Between Adam's Ears

External Links:

Pandemic Quebec

A Short History of Conspiracy

Richard Hofstadter; Conspiracy Denier


Anonymous said...

Got my shot.
Against the better judgement of the handful of population control claiming paranoid extremists, however.
The way I see it, if they’re right…at least I got to choose my own death.

adamvs said...

Glad to hear you plan on sticking around. Now maybe you'll post on Your blog:)

Anonymous said...

Ha ha! I never have the time...
Besides, yours are far more interesting to follow and more thought provoking than anything I have to say!

Anonymous said...

Actually...truth be told...I find it much more difficult to put my thought processes into words in my old age.
I have always enjoyed what you have to say, however I shall take the hint and let up on engaging discussion.
My appologies for overstepping.

adamvs said...

Oh no, I don't mind your posts, post away. But I am curious to read your thoughts, is all.

Don't be so modest:)

Anonymous said...

Oh gosh! You shouldn't have said that! Now I'll NEVER shut up!
Thank you Adam. That's a warm fuzzy moment. For real.

"If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country."
-E.M. Forster